Little old lady watching some sappy movie. Her: “I wish I’d seen Rome” Me: “I wo

Little old lady watching some sappy movie.
Her: “I wish I’d seen Rome”
Me: “I wonder if I could convince that actress to have sex on the balcony of the Waldorf overlooking Rome.”
Her: “Nice fantasy.”
Me: “Well, I’ve done it. Just not with her.”
Her: (surprise. head shaking)