(humor) Little old lady: Watching Left-Wing TV News. Me: Pour glass of sparkling

(humor)
Little old lady: Watching Left-Wing TV News.
Me: Pour glass of sparkling water. Walk into room. Stop.
Dip fingertips in the water. Flick it on her. Repeat twice. “Bless you my child, for you have sinned” Walk away.
Her: eye roll.

The benefits of a Catholic education. 😉


Source date (UTC): 2020-11-26 00:29:53 UTC

Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1331757030395289600

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