MATING SEASON RITUAL This weekend, get out in the yard, do some maintenance, wor

MATING SEASON RITUAL

This weekend, get out in the yard, do some maintenance, work up a sweat, run inside, grab your wife, and hug her firmly. When she squeals that you’re all sweaty and gross say ‘It’s mating season, and I’m marking my territory!”. Give her a big kiss run away (fast).

Joys of marriage. 😉

(ps: let me know how it works out)