(humor) me: (to myself) “I feel like being a d-ck. I’m going to work a something

(humor)

me: (to myself) “I feel like being a d-ck. I’m going to work a something where it’s ok to be a d-ck”

little old lady: (to me) “Well you could write a whole book on that subject in one evening.”

(sigh)

I don’t think she’s going to survive the quarantine. lol