(Humor: Joyce Behar: Polyamory: “I don’t want more than one man. That means I ha

(Humor: Joyce Behar: Polyamory: “I don’t want more than one man. That means I have to fake an orgasm twice.”)

I just don’t have crazy fantasies. A decent woman, who is into me, a five star hotel, preferably with a view, room service, and a week without phone, work, or other interruptions.

Gotta say that Waldorf Astoria Hotel Rome, and Bellevue Syrene in Sorrento stick out in memory as pretty awesome.