ONLY SOLITAIRE Brain storming, habit forming Battle warning, weary winsome Actor

ONLY SOLITAIRE

Brain storming, habit forming

Battle warning, weary winsome

Actor spewing spineless chilling lines.

The critics falling over, to tell themselves he’s boring,

And really not an awful lot of fun.

But who the hell can he be

When he’s never had Vee Dee,

And he doesn’t even sit on toilet seats.

Court Jesting, Never Resting,

He must be very cunning to

assume an air of dignity …

… and bless us all with his oratory prowess,

his lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.

And every night his act’s the same

and so it must be all a game of chess he’s playing

“But you’re wrong, Steve: you see, it’s only solitaire.”