Curt Doolittle updated his status. —“Alexander the great, when he finally caug

Curt Doolittle updated his status.

—“Alexander the great, when he finally caught up to Darius, found him murdered by his own bodyguards. Alexander was infuriated by this betrayal of his mortal but highly respected enemy. The bodyguards had hoped they would be spared by killing Darius. Alexander had them stripped naked and impaled, so goes the story. The moral? Traitors get the first bullet, even if it comes from the enemy’s gun.”—Zach Matto