“where r u and are u alright?”— I jumped off a cliff into a reservoir and am f

—“where r u and are u alright?”—

I jumped off a cliff into a reservoir and am floating on one of those plastic horse pool floats for children. Thankfully they have wireless here. So as long as I don’t get my computer wet, all I’ll get is sunburned….

I am however, having some trouble keeping my balance on this thing….

—“r u in USA or?—–

I am in West Virginia. There are men playing banjo’s in the distance. I think I saw a still somewhere.

—“Tell me true.”—

You mean you don’t believe I’m in a reservoire in west virginia on a childen’s pool float, typing on my computer, trying to keep my balance, so I don’t get it wet?

–“I’m going to carve you up like a pumpkin because your story is full of holes!”–

Thats the best kind of story…. 😉