Is it me or has this whole ORM thing gotten totally out of hand? I mean. Do any

Is it me or has this whole ORM thing gotten totally out of hand?

I mean. Do any developers actually have the faintest idea how much shit goes on in Pdo and like technologies?

Do you know how primitive a database api is? Omfg.

How fking hard is it to make a class that opens the appropriate classes today cover the appropriate tables, and pass the bunch of them a transaction or roll it back?

I mean parameterized queries are basically function calls. How framing hard is that?

Let me help you: code should read like a story. It shouldn’t read like a puzzle made from an Escher painting. Ok?

Oh. And for f—k’s sake, your api outta somehow reflect uses not table structure. Ok?

Jeezus.

You know.

I have as much problem with syntax as I do with punctuation so I have never been fast.

On the other hand I never sucked digital dick either.

Dynamic method names.

Unused parameters.

Disorganised methods.

No inline comments.

Zero encapsulation. It’s like how many disparate places can I speed the properties of this thing????

Unnecessary callbacks.

I mean it took me five days to figure out I could write fifteen lines of very clear code to do the same thing … Omfg.

I’m gonna kill myself.

The JavaScript thank god is relatively elegant, readable, and lightly commented. Cause I have too little experience with it to unwind in a reasonable time frame it if it wasn’t.