WHAT AMOUNTS TO SAYING “GOOD MORNING” AT THE OFFICE (Vitalii enters) Vitalii : “

WHAT AMOUNTS TO SAYING “GOOD MORNING” AT THE OFFICE

(Vitalii enters)

Vitalii : ” I fixed that resizing bug “

Curt: ” there has to be a joke about size in there somewhere”

Vitallii: (chuckles)

Curt: “You are a god among men.” (for having fixed the bug)

Curt: (thinking in his internal voice) “Or, at least, I hear that I your wife says ‘Oh God!, Oh God!’ to you a lot.” (Curt chooses to remain silent because his wife is in the office also.)

(Enter Alexey)

Curt: “Good morning. Oh. By the way. We are sharing. Vitalii was sick and shared it with me. Then I was sick and I shared it with Kirill. Today Kirill is sick. We are all sharing like our mothers taught us to.”

Alexey: “Did you all have sex together?”

(laughter)

Curt: “Well since Vikka is here I was avoiding taking the conversation across that line. Thanks for opening the door for me.

Vikka: (looks up over the top of her monitor – skeptically).

(She never takes us seriously. We are men. We are not to be taken seriously.)