“Guys, don’t lie to girls. First, lying isn’t manly. Second, they will eat your

—“Guys, don’t lie to girls. First, lying isn’t manly. Second, they will eat your brain with a teaspoon for it.”– Russian “Proverb”

I love Russians. I’m not too fond of the gangsters that seem to constantly run the place since we lost the Czars, but I love Russians.