HUMOR “Where are you?” “At a club.” “Will you go home soon? Its late. You should

HUMOR

“Where are you?”

“At a club.”

“Will you go home soon? Its late. You should go to bed.”

“I will stay in this darkness until the sun rises, and I walk home, naked, arms outstretched, in the dawn light, leaving a trail of clothes down Sagaidochnogo Vul like the flower petals of so many forgiven sins, sacrificed to the sun god in thanks for the gift of a new day in which I can sin indulgently again, grinning all the while with the knowledge that he will, with certitude, cleanse my soul anew each morn. “

“Doolittle. How much have you been drinking?”

“Nothing. Water and coffee. You don’t think I can rattle that kind of nonsense off the top of my head when I’m drunk do you?”

“Kisses and sweet dreams.:)”

No one ever takes me seriously.

😉