JEALOUS? Ok. So. Apparently I’ve been chosen to be one of the judges at the fina

JEALOUS?

Ok. So. Apparently I’ve been chosen to be one of the judges at the finals of the Ukrainian amateur stripping competition. I did not volunteer. I did not know such a thing existed. It just happened. (‘Cause I can work a room.)

Seriously. I’m not making this up. Who could?

My life. Is. Utterly. Insane.

Pinch me.