Dude. I’m 5’6. I’m a nerd. But cause I’ve got brass balls, ruthless ethics, a ho

Dude. I’m 5’6. I’m a nerd. But cause I’ve got brass balls, ruthless ethics, a honey badger persistence, and a steam engine brain, I”ve got three children from three different women, a stable of others, and a woman half my age today.
I’m a monster that looks like a teddy bear.