September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM From James Santagata:
Imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.” Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!” Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!” Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay” Davey: “how about pinker?” Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.
Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.” Then pappa steps into living room. Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?” Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.” Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.” Lisa: “who are you daddy?” Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.” And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.
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