(Diary) I’m going to put a sign out in my yard: “Senior citizen seeks teenagers

(Diary)
I’m going to put a sign out in my yard:

“Senior citizen seeks teenagers
for a spontaneous snowball fight.
I’m happy to lose, and am certain I will. 😉
Inquire within.”

I guarantee all the neighbors who don’t know me yet, will know me within 48 hours. 😉