OVERHEARD IN SEATTLE (this is terrible) –“I’ve got good news and bad news. The

OVERHEARD IN SEATTLE
(this is terrible)
–“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that god made p****. The bad news is that he put women in charge of it. But I know why. It so women will think men care what they have to say.”–

–“Do you know why men lie? Because that’s what women want.”–

(Did I wake up on the right planet this morning?)