(NLI Humor) Curt, exasperated, asks “How the heck l am I supposed to keep my opt

(NLI Humor)
Curt, exasperated, asks “How the heck l am I supposed to keep my optimism in human potential with you guys boot-stomping all over it every day?”

Martin, responds dryly: “We’ll turn you into a realist yet.”

Curt: “If you do, I might just spend the rest of my life fighting, drinking, and wh*ring. That’s the only sensible alternative…”

Brandon: “That’s what we all plan to do after we implement the Law. We need the Law is so we can punish people who try to stop us. What else are we doing all this [work] for?!”

Tyler: :I mean evolutionarily speaking the best strategy for a man is to spread seed, while the best strategy for a woman is to select:

Martin: “I guess we’ll have to work in some double standard between the sexes on wh*ring.”

(Sigh)

Workplace banter.

There must be some law of nature that says if you spend three hours writing rigorous analytic prose explaining the strict construction of law, that the body must equilibrate the neural pathways with equally ridiculous humor to compensate and restore homeostasis. 😉