(humor) –“The difference between a fairy tale and a war story? One starts “once

(humor)

–“The difference between a fairy tale and a war story? One starts “once upon a time….”, and the other starts “no sh–t, there I was…”—
—Daniel Roland Anderson @DanAnde23836316

That’s about right. 😉 https://twitter.com/DRolandAnderson/status/1671216614845595650