(humor) “Q: How do I know I am being lied to?” It depends on who it is that you

(humor)
“Q: How do I know I am being lied to?”

It depends on who it is that you are talking to:

Politician – His lips are moving.
Defense Attorney – His lips are moving.
Your Ex-Wife – Her lips are moving.
Tele-Marketer – Their lips are moving.
“Microsoft” calls and says you have a virus – Their lips are moving.
“Social Security” calls and says you owe money – Their lips are moving.
Used Car Salesman – His lips are moving
Your Teenager – Their lips are moving.
Anyone who comes to your door selling magazines – Their lips are moving.