(absurdity) Me: “Hey. Did you ever ask a random woman at a social gathering what

(absurdity)
Me: “Hey. Did you ever ask a random woman at a social gathering what color underwear she was wearing?”
Him: “No.”
Me: “You should try it. I’m a scientist. I run tests. I haven’t been arrested yet. Probably because I can’t stop laughing when I do it. Taints the experiment. Ruins the science. So I have to keep running the experiment. Does provide entertainment tho. More often than not results in chit-chat. Tho, I’ve noticed it helps if you’re wearing a tux.”
Him: (walks away)